Mocktails Or Messy
Mocktails Or Messy
Shoot Your Shot "De Soi" with Moi | EP 30
Ever wondered what pets, real estate, and dating advice have in common? Join us on this episode of Mocktails Or Messy as Kelly Mizgorski and Ryan Frankowski tackle a whirlwind of topics that promise to keep you entertained and maybe even a tad wiser. From Kelly's hilarious attempt at an English accent to Ryan's surprising appreciation of Katy Perry's De Soi Golden Hour, there's never a dull moment. Kelly shares her plans to switch from white to red wine, marking the end of summer, and dives into her latest real estate ventures, hinting at some exciting future collaborations. Meanwhile, Ryan talks about the newest addition to his household—a black kitten that arrived as a birthday surprise, bringing joy and chaos to his family.
Transitioning from fur to flair, we delve into the joys and challenges of pet ownership, the curious origins of AM and PM, and even provide some candid dating advice. Reflecting on past relationships, we ponder the complexities of rekindling old flames and the charm of high school sweethearts. With anecdotes about teaching each other how to make out and eerie experiences in haunted homes, our conversation takes a nostalgic and sometimes spooky turn, exploring how these memories shape our perspectives on love and life. We highlight the importance of shooting your shot in love, no matter the uncertainties.
As we bounce from tales of supernatural connections to fitness goals and dietary differences, the laughter never stops. We discuss everything from the peculiar taste of bottled water across regions to the nostalgic flavors of childhood candies. Closing with a heartfelt toast to our deep friendship and a drama-free life, we celebrate the joys of connection and invite listeners to share their own stories with us. Tune in for an episode filled with humor, heart, and a whole lot of fun.
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Shoot your shot.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, I love it. You were always a good time girl in college, like you'd always be like Woo. Honor code what?
Speaker 1:You are listening to. Mocktails are Messy with Kelly Musgorski.
Speaker 2:And Ryan Frankofsky.
Speaker 1:We are. What was that?
Speaker 2:Oh, you know, I was just playing with it, I just thought maybe it might be a good method. Acting role today I could be from Colchester, england.
Speaker 1:Wait, that sounds more Australian.
Speaker 2:Well, I go in and out, so I probably need to say maybe I'm going to practice it today. Is that all right?
Speaker 1:No, that is so annoying.
Speaker 2:You didn't like it, that is like a mixture between like. No, it's not, and Australian no, it's not, and barely any English, so please don't do that again.
Speaker 1:You ruined my intro, oh fuck. Anyways, shit, I'm so glad that you are all here with us today.
Speaker 2:Yeah, To hang out. We're hanging out.
Speaker 1:We're having a good time. What are we drinking?
Speaker 2:We are partying with Desoix, Katy Perry's brand. She started it. It's the adaptogens, it's L-theanine and we have lemongrass pear juice. It is amazing. It's called the Golden Hour. You like it yeah?
Speaker 1:so I tried a sip of yours and. I was not expecting it to be that good. Oh yeah, I thought, eh, I could probably leave this one, but I just took a sip and I'm gonna be repurchasing that because, holy crap, that is so good, so good de soie.
Speaker 2:Have some de soie with moi.
Speaker 1:You're like katie perry for a second there she does that right, she does that a lot, I swear, she said that, so we got the messy drinker over here and now, this is what I got. I'm getting messy today, so I'm gonna say this is prop this is this, and now this is what I got.
Speaker 2:I'm getting messy today.
Speaker 1:So I'm going to say this is rosé. This is my last bottle of white wine, for the year For the summer.
Speaker 2:right For the year. Oh for the year. Yeah, why the year?
Speaker 1:Well, because we're going into the colder months and I'm just not one to have white wine if it's not hot summer. So unless I go on vacation or something, this is my last uh time having this for the year, because I'm gonna switch to red oh, red and dead though so pretty. I got this at whole foods.
Speaker 2:Uh, it's called summer in a bottle, you're getting everything at whole foods I know it's where I go.
Speaker 1:I love it a little bit I know, and it's made in long island, new york, which is cool.
Speaker 2:The bottle is just so pretty oh my god, you're all about the book of the cover I am or the cover of the book yes, I am that's my yeah. And that bottle is pretty pretty. Yeah, really pretty, pretty pretty. I don't know what I'm going with. You're just getting me a little nervous today because you look so pretty with your nice curls. I, I'm digging it.
Speaker 1:I know I don't normally curl it, but I had time today, so why not? I know it looks good, I had time while I was waiting for you because you had an open house today.
Speaker 2:Yes, I did. I had a let's see this third open house, third weekend in a row. You know we are hitting the ground running in real estate.
Speaker 1:Yeah, go you Watch out.
Speaker 2:I knew you'd be this way I know well, hey, you know, time is money and it seems like the market might be taken off. You know, hopefully in september interest rates might be lowering.
Speaker 1:Fingers crossed I know my husband said that you keep sending him like listings and stuff and he's like he better keep that coming because when we're ready, like we're gonna jump on something.
Speaker 2:Well, I'm excited for you guys to just be able to kind of take this journey with me. I mean, you studied it.
Speaker 1:You worked for your cousin years ago and you always thought you were going to be an agent. I did always think I was going to be an agent. Yeah, what do you?
Speaker 2:think about maybe doing a little team up, me and you, howard, and Hannah baby.
Speaker 1:Let's do it. I'm going to go get my license then, and let's be a team.
Speaker 2:I don't know, though, your cousin might kill you if you work for Howard Hanna.
Speaker 1:He might.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but it is a really good company. I mean it's a family run business, like the family's all involved in it, and I just feel very fortunate to be at one of the best offices. You know we have some of the best listings. We just, you know, I mean I won't talk too much about real estate because that's not about mocktails or messy- yeah.
Speaker 2:We want to get a little mocktail and messy today with what we're going to talk about. You were mentioning in the car when we were on our way here what was the important little.
Speaker 1:You know what my life update is? I have a new kitten. It was my daughter's birthday and she wanted an axolotl or a turtle. Like first, she wanted a kitten.
Speaker 2:That's what she wanted the most.
Speaker 1:Yes, and I just I was like maybe something else would be easier and then I realized, like the care that goes into taking care of an axolotl, what is an axolotl it is like a little salamander thing okay that lives in the water.
Speaker 2:Yes, and then, like you know, a turtle, that it's like I already have a cat, so, like I was, like it'd be easier actually just give her what she really wanted, which was a kitten yes, and I like when you say kitten, you sound like very posh kitten, kitten so now we have two cats and three dogs and it's going well so far my god, you have so many animals, but, like when I come over your house, your place is still pristine so it doesn't smell like an animal. Yeah, I mean that's impressive, but I'm just like god, like I don't even know if I can handle one.
Speaker 1:You know how irresponsible I did take a video, though, of me showing you the kittens I have a new member in my family. What is this? What is it? Ava?
Speaker 2:Wait, are you pregnant?
Speaker 1:Do you want to see? Wait, do you have another baby? No, oh my.
Speaker 2:God Wait, there's something there. What is that, ava? What is that? It's a black kitty cat. What's going on? Black cat is good luck. I love black pussy. Oh, you're so cute. Oh, is this for you? Could I take it home with me?
Speaker 1:That was her birthday present.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's her birthday.
Speaker 1:Wow.
Speaker 2:I like the black cat, so you know this is great for Halloween. So you'll keep it until Halloween and then you'll be done. Yeah, Okay, you're just keeping it for a couple months.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what was your reaction?
Speaker 2:I was like, okay, really Another animal, another distraction, another thing. But then I think you were like kind of looking at it as hey, it's cheaper by the dozen. Yeah, you know, the kitten is just like another cat. You have already won like what's another one maybe?
Speaker 1:it'll actually entertain each other. They and they already are playing and that's kind of you know we're working towards moving to a farm, having our homestead so I just I don't care, give me all the animals like you're so animal lover I love that about you?
Speaker 2:yeah, I'm a crazy and I wish I was like that and I mean, I guess I'm really like in today's world, like I'm really shunned and like looked as like a monster to not like animals and like. I even have a friend of mine or you know who, like is obsessed with their animal and they always try to shove it down my or you know who, like, is obsessed with their animal and they always try to shove it down my throat and I'm like will you stop trying to make me into an animal lover?
Speaker 1:like I think your animal is cute, but like I'm kind of tired of this yeah like pushing it on me I think that you don't mind like visiting and petting the animals, but you want to go home to your house where you don't have any animals to take care of.
Speaker 2:It's low maintenance like you just have your.
Speaker 1:I feel like animals are like my peace, like I pet them and I feel like I'm like at peace and I feel like some people just need like nothing around them and then they feel at peace and I feel like you just want blank I do.
Speaker 2:I kind of want like a little bit more minimalistic, but I will say I do think the X could have used an animal because they needed that, like you're describing.
Speaker 1:And I feel a little bit guilty. Did you not let him do it?
Speaker 2:I didn't. I should have, I know. I think it probably would have been a better energy.
Speaker 1:He did love animals, I remember that they were like freaking out about my animals when they visited. But yes, um, yeah, they definitely needed that. I just read something like crazy, I guess. What do you think that am and pm stands for? Have you ever thought about that?
Speaker 2:before. I've never thought about that, and a is like what's your best guess um a I I think I'm like, I'm thinking I'm the reversal, like A would be like afternoon.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But they're both with an M.
Speaker 1:So the.
Speaker 2:M is obviously the same word.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so a lot of people think it stands for like at morning and past morning, but that's not what it stands for. Ante meridiem.
Speaker 2:Ante meridiem it.
Speaker 1:Latin meaning before midday. Before midday yeah, and then PM is derived from post-meridian translating to after midday Okay, I guess that's something you learn.
Speaker 2:every day you learn something new.
Speaker 1:It's so weird, right, I would have never thought so.
Speaker 2:anti-meridian and then past meridian yeah oh my god, okay, meridian post meridian post meridian.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay is am and post meridian is pm. So if you want to impress somebody on your next date, show how versed you are, how much you know about everything, even the random things. I'm just here to help.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you are good at helping me with, like you know, giving some one-liners, some zingers to, like you know, people that I meet in like networking events or even just like you know, I've been trying to like date a little bit, but it's just. I'll tell you what is rough and numb streets. They are not as high caliber or quality as they used to be. Is it part of getting older? I have a theory and some people aren't going to want to hear this and just take anything I say with a grain of salt.
Speaker 1:So I just think you got to snatch them when they're young.
Speaker 2:So should I date younger? Yeah, should I look for gen z? Yeah, okay, good fucking call, yeah. But see, I'm not really all together yet, like I'm still working those kinks out, like I'm still trying to become an adult myself. So how do I date somebody younger? You're always gonna be working on yourself, so I Maybe somebody that has their shit together at a younger age.
Speaker 1:Yes, yeah so like a corporate person. He had a shit together from the start.
Speaker 2:Yes, he did.
Speaker 1:I got married at 22, snatched him when he was young. He didn't have a chance of being single at age 30.
Speaker 2:I know, but he always had his eye on you.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:He did. It was like adorable.
Speaker 1:I definitely had my options, but I chose him.
Speaker 2:Hey, that's the way it should be, don't you?
Speaker 1:think that it should always be.
Speaker 2:A lot of people did like stalk me they were like okay, girl, let's, like you know, play reindeer games and you're like skirt, skirt, skirt.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you're like skirt, skirt. Yeah, you're like uh, uh, no, no, no, I do not want that. That was just too cute, um um you were like so fucking hot.
Speaker 2:And then back in the day you were like just being like, oh, I can't be bothered with like joe and like kenny and kevin. And then you were just like pick of the litter you were like I think I kind of want a little like rye guy and oh, his name's ryan.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we'll date him. I don't know what the ryan fetish is.
Speaker 2:I know, I mean I guess good caliber, good stock, good quality, usually, like you know, not that fucked up men, men that are named ryan are not that fucked up?
Speaker 1:so if you're looking for someone to date women, out there uh, yeah, try try out.
Speaker 2:Someone named ryan you can't go wrong. Good quality, not that fucked up, not that fucked up.
Speaker 1:I'm like and and pretty good looking like. Definitely like above a seven out of ten okay, most of them, I mean I've yet to see one that's like less than a 7.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, she's all about the number scale Cheers.
Speaker 1:Cheers.
Speaker 2:But I do think, though, like, as we talk about this, I have my eye on somebody that I used to date from back in the day and I'm like am I just like, still like in lust over this person?
Speaker 1:I don't want to say love, because that's a strong word but like somebody that I dated from high school, I think I know who you're talking about and should we say names?
Speaker 2:I don't think it's appropriate because they're not even like into like social, so like it's not like it would be that big of a deal you want to know, know what I think. What do you think?
Speaker 1:I think you should say the name, shoot your shot.
Speaker 2:Okay. So, emily, I'm looking for you, I'm trying to find you. I think you might be in London, I think she might be working in London. I just you know word on the street. I think it's just weird, though, because I'm like I don't want to be a creeper, I just think it's like I've always like had this like thing and it never really went away. It just like shifted, it moved around, but like I've always been like big, crushing. Well, here's the thing you're single.
Speaker 1:You're probably kind of like reassessing everything looking back at your past. Yes, I am and you're single. You're probably kind of like reassessing everything looking back at your past and you're thinking oh fuck, maybe she's the one that got away see, this is a thing that I have a theory.
Speaker 2:I think she's so evolved and so like much like past, that like fuck boy that she dated me no, but you were good to her like you. You were so into her could you tell I was yeah, yeah like, I was like in love, but like we never said it you temporarily stopped being a fuck boy, for sure, like you didn't.
Speaker 1:I was kind of offended because, like you stopped flirting with me. Really, remember like I, we would flirt in the hallways like at school. We'd like always be flirting. She didn't even care about our friendship, but I did you stopped flirting with me and I was like, oh fuck, he's got it bad he's got the case of the love.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because without saying that was crazy knowing that I was like your female best friend. She was so sweet I remember, she even like let me come over to like her little hot tub party. And and I was like that is so nice, because a lot of girls back then would have been like you can't talk to her.
Speaker 2:I know. I wonder, though, even though she's super chill and laid back, I don't know if it would be easy for a straight girl to date a bi guy that has been in relationships with guys.
Speaker 1:Well, maybe it's not easy, but I mean I say, you shoot your shot. Love is love.
Speaker 2:You know, maybe I shoot my shot and I try to, like you know, reach out. You know I did text her years ago when I was working in South Dakota on the engineering job and we were just like in one part of the state and I had found out that she was like we won't say like her career, whatever, like we'll give her a little bit of privacy, just a little bit, you know and so she was working on the other side of the state, me not realizing how fucking massive south dakota is.
Speaker 2:She's like, oh, that's like a nine hour drive and I'm like so tempted because I'm like, I'm really like like I don't know what it was. I mean, I definitely think there was something special about her but I think she was so like disappointed in like how I maybe like behaved or ended the thing and like yeah, sure that I remember how it ended.
Speaker 1:Do you want to share or?
Speaker 2:well, we were just being smart. We were like, hey, we just started dating like nine months yeah, it's not that long right and, like you know, when you're gonna go to like two different sides of the like the state it wasn't a concert, do you?
Speaker 1:where did she go?
Speaker 2:somewhere on the east coast, oh, okay. And so I just thought and she thought the same thing we're like, we're not going to be like these other fuckers or these other like crazies that like, oh, we're going to be together forever. It's 18.
Speaker 1:And like, sometimes people come back together.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh, yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 1:Like even Christian Schlegel, even 10, 20 years later. Yeah, I met up with her, our friend and you grew up like on the same street as her.
Speaker 2:And she had the same. She reached out to me and she's like hey, did you come back to the Berg? I just did, and it wasn't by choice, it was by like just a crazy similar narcissistic relationship had to be like nip it. And you know, luckily she's kind of happy what she's doing right now just back in the burg, but I don't know if it's going to be permanent for her she's such a like a free spirit, free bird, she's a yogi, you know.
Speaker 2:But she was a military girl, so like that I feel like is kind of interesting to have the yogi with the military and so it's cool yeah, but I don't know.
Speaker 2:I mean, we'll see what happens. Like I would love to, like I, I should just get the, I should just be like, hey, I'm gonna text. And you know what? I have a feeling her family lives close to my grandparents in town, because that was something else I had heard about. So we'll see. I'm talking about the eight. Yeah, high school sweetheart, yes, if you can even call it that Because I know where they used to live. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So I think they live on the river. Oh, but like in a newer development.
Speaker 1:Oh my gosh, yeah, okay, well, hey, shot is you shot, your shot I still gotta confirm the text.
Speaker 2:I gotta go for the text the shoot, shoot. I'm a little nervous and I'm going to hold you to it. Okay, You're going to keep me accountable. You're my accountability coach, you're my life coach accountability coach, some like part-time therapist. I did have a good therapy session recently and he talked about the like drama of, like you know, trying to get along with certain people and he was just like listen, you're doing the best thing you can. You gotta establish those boundaries and really keep them clear in the sand.
Speaker 2:don't be like kind of pulled back in because you know yes, even like I got a call the other night from my friend in LA that I had completely like excommunicated because they were going through some trauma and drama and bad relationships. And you know it's sad because, like you know, I feel like as much as I was being selfish and excommunicated with them, I felt like it was the best thing for me, trying to be going through the new stages of life with a new career, the new, like you know, like not drinking, and it was just like I had to completely cut them off. And then they called me last night and they said that they had broken up with their crazy baby daddy. Oh my God, and I was like I'm happy for you. I don't know if I want to let you back in completely.
Speaker 2:But I mean maybe baby steps. I just don't know.
Speaker 1:We can do baby steps sometimes, or sometimes we have to just love someone from a distance.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:I mean, I have one friend who actually excommunicated me years ago Really. Yeah, because I had a loud mouth and I did actually.
Speaker 2:You had a loud mouth and I did actually.
Speaker 1:I did and I don't anymore. When it comes to other people's news, I don't, um. Oh yeah, you did have a little bit. I would just kind of, like you know, share things. That was that I probably shouldn't be sharing about other people.
Speaker 2:Um, anyways you also have this openness about like we want to, like it's like we want to tell you I'm so fucking open about myself. And you wouldn't care if we divulged private stuff, would you?
Speaker 1:About myself. Yeah, about me, no, but I won't do it about other people.
Speaker 2:I won't Not anymore.
Speaker 1:Never, no, no, no, no, not anymore. That was like something that I, when I was 20 yes like I learned a big lesson when you lose a childhood friend because you're an asshole and you say shit about them. That wasn't really like it was private like that's not cool and I will never gossip about a friend, ever again. I mean, if, if you're not my friend, I'm gonna gossip about you exactly, don't get it twisted.
Speaker 2:You're gonna still talk some shit, but I learned a lesson. Yeah, you're gonna spill the tea.
Speaker 1:I love this person still, but I'm gonna just have to do it from afar because they'll never probably talk to me again, and that's fine.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, what I'm realizing now, at this part of our life, is we have nothing to lose but to evolve like meaning, like what, like get rejected. Reach out to the person shoot your shot shoot your shot.
Speaker 1:That's the episode shoot your shot.
Speaker 2:Oh my god I love it, dude. I'm so ready to shoot my shot multiple times, yeah, like I did last night. That was fun oh my god.
Speaker 1:No, you're proving the point that you're just a fuck boy still, oh shit.
Speaker 2:Well, you know what? Because I think I don't think.
Speaker 1:I think some people wouldn't understand what you just said yeah, wouldn't do.
Speaker 2:We want to go into that. I don had hooked up with somebody and it was fun and then it was just, like you know, great vibes, like it's almost like it's kind of like after not drinking and not being, like you know, in the green space, if you will, and like I feel like my energy has shifted to like work, work, work and then, like you know, meeting like interesting characters for, like extracurricular, you're all about the character now I love it because you used to be work, work, work, party, party, party yes, now you're like work, work, work.
Speaker 1:Let's meet some interesting characters that I that you can actually enjoy and um kind of like feel safe with. Yes.
Speaker 2:Yes, like a little bit hard to find.
Speaker 1:So you kind of do have to be, like you know, investigating constantly to find the color or a person that you're looking to be around.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, like they are a host for. So, for instance, I was asked, like a couple of weeks ago what is your dream, what would you love? Oh, I was on the commercial. I did a commercial. I can't say what it was, but it was in Columbus.
Speaker 2:Yes, and I will talk about it and show you like the footage and all that stuff, like whenever it's released. But I was asked by the producer what is your dream job? Dig deep, I don't want to hear some generic answer. Really, what is your dream? And I used to say it was Saturday Night Live and I didn't know what that really entailed.
Speaker 1:You did used to say that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you remember, I was always like I love improv comedy. I'm like obsessed with like doing all these performances and character, and then also like making fun of public figures as celebrities and politicians and, like you know, sports people. It's just like for me, like I want you to make fun of me Like I'm at. My dream would be like you roast me on my birthday, Like I really want to roast.
Speaker 1:Okay, we're going to do it.
Speaker 2:I'm going to roast the shit out of you. Fuck yes, and oh, fuck yes.
Speaker 1:And I hope that you'll still be my friend after. But I'm going to actually start. I'm going to go home after this and start working on this tonight.
Speaker 2:Are you serious?
Speaker 1:I want it to be that good.
Speaker 2:I know.
Speaker 1:This is going to be really bad. I'm so happy that you're doing it. I'm scared, but I'm going to do it. Do you know?
Speaker 2:that my sister-in-law said oh, I don't think you could handle a. She said that to my family and like I remember my she's right. We're gonna see if she's right, I know, I know I need. I always thought I fucking love a roast because, like, I love to roast but I love to be roasted hey, if this podcast ends after the roast, you'll know that sister-in-law was right oh shit, okay, all right, so you're gonna go really hard I'm gonna go hard, I'm gonna go deep and I'm gonna go deep and I'm gonna go home oh.
Speaker 1:I like it. I'm gonna take it home. I can't wait. I'm excited I like it. I can be very, extremely verbally abusive.
Speaker 2:Yeah, where'd that come from? What the fuck Like you little damsel in distress is also like a fucking tyrant with the verbal you know we're just gonna mix a little verbal abusiveness with some comedy and it's gonna be good. I love see, for me that's the best part of comedy is making fun of yourself and others. Yes, even in like a little bit of like, oh shit, that kind of stung.
Speaker 1:Oh, that was good it's like it gets your adrenaline pumping. You're like I kind of want to fight a bitch, but I kind of want to hear what they're gonna say next yeah, yeah, it's just like hilarious I think that's how you're asking for it. You're gonna do I, I'm gonna have to handcuff you oh yeah I'm gonna handcuff you I will, I will and tie you to handcuffed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, do you want me to be shirtless too? Uh yeah, I'm just kidding Like I'm gonna be the stripper for my own party.
Speaker 1:No, I'm gonna roast your ass. Oh shit, and then you're gonna come and get like Are you gonna burn it? Maybe I'll get some strippers to come and like Give you a little dance afterwards, just to sweeten things up.
Speaker 2:Sweeten the deal, because it's gonna be that bad. Give you a little dance afterwards just to sweeten things up after the roast. Yeah, because it's gonna be that bad.
Speaker 1:You know what? I have a lot to live up to now at this point, because I'm talking the talk, and I better walk the walk now.
Speaker 2:So this will be videotaped. Oh fuck, okay, so let's just see what happens. Your birthday is october 11th yeah november 11th but close november 11th, sorry october is gonna be the the uh, the brand. Launch the party. We're first friday in october. We're gonna celebrate sober october. You're gonna be there with your messy friends. I'm gonna be there with my friends oh, that's right, you only only have your husband.
Speaker 1:I don't have any friends.
Speaker 2:What happened to you? You used to have so many friends. You became a mom. Same thing we talked about we're cutting off the fat, we're trimming.
Speaker 1:I have so many long distance friends that are like from the military lifestyle. Um, and when I came home like I have like what Three friends you got me.
Speaker 2:Rissy and Brittany and Brittany's close right. She's not in Ohio. She's not in Ohio, she's she's in the area and um yeah. I, I, I I feel bad if I'm missing anyone, but like male friend I mean, and that's how it's gonna stay yeah, you can't talk about this with my husband.
Speaker 2:I'm like listen, like I know I have like a male best friend yes, but I and I was like that's because he's from the past exactly, and I said you're, you're never allowed to have like a female friend oh, and he's like I don't want one like it's fine, like yeah, it's okay, you don't have to worry about that, but it's like it's like listen, like I guess if you were like 100 straight it could be a little more sketchy, weird, but like I've seen it happen before, like yeah, it does happen.
Speaker 1:Like say, you grew up together or like yeah I just feel, like there's always something somebody could say that yeah if I was a hundred percent straight it would be weird.
Speaker 2:But then some people also think it's fucking weird that we dated and we're besties unless you can get into our brains, you don't understand like yeah like you're definitely my type. Your husband is your type, I'm just your second. I'm like your silver, he's your gold.
Speaker 1:You both are my type. Okay, listen, okay, I'm your bronze. He's the baby daddy, though.
Speaker 2:He's the baby daddy.
Speaker 1:Exactly he's like you know, paying the bills.
Speaker 2:You ain't paying my bills, you ain't shit Like you ain't paying my bills. You ain't shit like. What did you say about somebody like you're like, I don't have to fucking put up with them?
Speaker 1:if you ain't sucking my dick, I don't have to put up, I know right and that's like my bet, my buddy.
Speaker 2:He's like you have to like kind of get along with my wife and I'm like the fuck I do, I could just stay away like I love you like I don't have to get a Like. I think that's a problem. I'm coming up with a lot now recently. It's like if it's not giving me a check, if it's not paying my bills, if this person is not adding value or positivity, not interested why? Am I fucking playing Like?
Speaker 1:I did that in.
Speaker 2:LA, it was fucking fake as fuck.
Speaker 1:I've done it too many times in my life too, and you filmed it in.
Speaker 2:Cali and San. Diego, oh my god, yeah, and we're not gonna just say it's only in the West Coast.
Speaker 1:I just think it's more prevalent from our experience, west Coast is go, go make that money.
Speaker 2:clap that ass, you know clap that ass what you talking about strippers. I just only fan.
Speaker 1:I'm always gonna revert back to the stripper lifestyle it's a it's a. It's a passion of mine that I've never gotten to experience one of these days.
Speaker 2:One of these days, you have to do it for one night. Okay, we'll get her to a classy place.
Speaker 1:Mocktails are messy strip night.
Speaker 2:Yes, we have to do a strip night.
Speaker 1:This is going to happen. So I found a stripper not a stripper, but a pole dancing instructor on Instagram.
Speaker 2:That is in the area. Oh fuck, we have to do it.
Speaker 1:I found her and I started following her and I would like to reach out to her and do like, would you want to do?
Speaker 2:a class with me. I've been dying to try one oh my god, okay she.
Speaker 1:I think she gets her haircut at studio raw of course she does the best, exactly so um, I think that that is to come.
Speaker 2:We're gonna do a pole dancing class and let's record it I'm so excited. I really have been dying to try but I've been like, ah, like it's expensive now?
Speaker 1:would you wear heels for it, or would that be a little much for you? You know, I could try it nine inch, seven inch, whatever heels, however high they make them, do they make nine inch heels? Maybe seven inch with a platform is what she wears, but I was like, damn, and she's a mom too, which is like makes me more comfortable.
Speaker 2:Yes, yes, because she's like hey, I can still be like showing my body wrapping around the pole yeah she's slapping them cheeks, you know. Speaking of the heels, that was the ex. He hated it. I was like I remember on my birthday, like your ex hated heels, hated me in them, like it was just like for fun, like I was just like I love just being like funny and like just going out, like I had all like just like total, like man shirt, man pants, and then put these black heels on like just as like my birthday, it was like fucking hilarious, you know, running around the streets of west hollywood, yeah, and it was just because also like do you know something about the heels?
Speaker 2:like you feel fucking empowered and tall, and then like charged.
Speaker 1:I think every man should Experience it there is something About it like if You're not a girl or you're not a man that has tried it. You don't understand the heels. You put that shit on and like I grow a dick, you know like I get A little bit, like you get like cocky and you get like math, like you not masculine, but like you are in fucking charge. I'm in charge.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Especially if they're black heels.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:So it's gotta be black, yeah, not some like, color Like if it's pink, I'm like oh. I'm from legally blonde, hi Like. If it's pink, I'm like oh.
Speaker 2:I'm from Legally Blonde Hi Like.
Speaker 1:Hey, I'm just like a blonde.
Speaker 2:Not just a blonde. You're more than a blonde.
Speaker 1:I am more than a blonde.
Speaker 2:Yes, you are educated, I'm not just a blonde.
Speaker 1:I'm more than a blonde I am educated, I am funny.
Speaker 2:Yes, you object to that fucking sexism. I do funny. Yes, you object to that fucking sexism.
Speaker 1:I do object. No, but I think that every man should try on a pair of heels once in their life.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you what I loved it. I fucking would wear them all the time if it wasn't like so I don't know, I think it's like I still want to be Like a bro Now did you walk with a little hip swing? I don't even know, did you?
Speaker 1:snap those fingers.
Speaker 2:Nah, see, you know what I just pretended like. I was just Like wearing, like almost Like I definitely knew how to walk.
Speaker 1:When I put them on. You start to get a little swag, my hips start to swing. Okay, I see that I get just a little more high maintenance a little bitchier, a little sassier. I would never treat like a server or bartender badly, but it's like this isn't what I ordered. I need my. I need my cranberry vodka.
Speaker 2:This isn't the cranberry vodka that I ordered, you know, just like a little bit of a karen oh, not a karen no I would never actually do it.
Speaker 2:It's just like this vibe where it's like I deserve the world I'm like a princess, right right yeah, yeah, yeah, I do see that with you with the heels, because I had a vision that you got out of a fucking escalade in new york in like some kind of fucking colorful suit I can't remember because it was like a dream, but like a vision and then it was like we were going on to like the kelly and mark show to promote our podcast. I know it sounds so stupid, but I think it was us talking about it in an episode whenever I appeared on there for like the dancing no, I had a.
Speaker 1:I had a dream about you. Maybe this is all going to come to fruition. So you were wearing these pants. They're like jeans with cream, kind of sparkly stuff intertwined with the jean material. And then you had a darker shirt on and you flashes from a camera taking pictures of you, because you got out first of the limo, anyways this is kind of crazy. We sound batshit crazy right now.
Speaker 2:I love when we sound batshit crazy.
Speaker 1:I do want to talk about something like I don't know. I kind of write down things every now and then and I'm like I wrote this down because I was like we need to talk about it. I want to know your recollection.
Speaker 2:Do you remember when I used to live in that blue house on grubbs road? I loved your grubbs road. Okay, so your bit.
Speaker 1:The only thing was your bedroom was in the lower level.
Speaker 2:It was in the basement yes, so I kind of felt like that was the only downfall, but we did have privacy yes not that we were definitely not doing anything bad back then.
Speaker 1:Well, maybe just like making out, I don't know oh my God, I remember. I think we taught each other how to make make out.
Speaker 2:Oh my God. Do you remember when we were rolling around at Rocky's? Oh my God, yes, oh my God.
Speaker 1:In the front lawn.
Speaker 2:He was so annoyed. He's like guys, what the fuck Like. I invited you guys over for fucking pizza roma.
Speaker 1:He ordered like three pizzas every time I'd come over it's pizzas and red bull. Oh my god, I was like what the fuck? Okay, so remember when I told you that you have like a special gift where you can like read energy, and you pick up on energy is that real?
Speaker 2:you think so yeah because when you said that I felt it, but then I was also like did she just say that to everybody?
Speaker 1:no, ask anyone. I know I've never told them this before wow and I I think I have the same gift, so that's why I can like see it like you, just like.
Speaker 2:Actually, I think yours is stronger no, but I do know what you mean because I've seen you kind of read.
Speaker 1:You just like really are so intuitive and you pick up on every little thing, like you could be like having a side conversation and you're picking up what's going on over there and it's like it's almost like a supernatural thing, where, like you probably are that person that, like your ears start ringing when someone talks about you.
Speaker 2:where, like you, probably are that person that, like, your ears start ringing when someone talks about you. I think I've heard that because people will say, did were your ears burning? And I'm like what the fuck's that mean.
Speaker 1:But then I was like oh shit, you go home and you're like, oh fuck, they were ringing yesterday.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, it's weird yeah, okay you're onto something I don't know.
Speaker 1:Okay, so I used to. I grew up in like a haunted house yeah, on, grubs it was totally haunted I used to see things. I used to feel things touching me at night, when you were sleeping in a bunk bed sometimes and most of the time, when I was walking down like a hallway, I would feel something. Um, I'd always feel like something was like what you know, when someone's looking at you, how you can feel it yes always felt like someone was watching me.
Speaker 1:Always. It was so creepy, um. I think that's why I'm like an adrenaline junkie now, because I've like lived my life on edge and after we moved, when I was in like ninth grade, I never felt that again and it's like I long for it now, but I've never felt it, but I don't want to invite any bad spirits but anyways, you were groomed like that, so now you're like craving it yes or craving adrenaline, because you were kind of like as a kid experiencing that.
Speaker 1:Yeah like I will. I can't wait, like I actually have to like, only allow myself to watch horror movies in October. Because, I would just watch a horror movie every night of the week if I could.
Speaker 2:I love horror, so that's what we do also.
Speaker 1:Oh, God bless you.
Speaker 2:Shukran habibi mashallah.
Speaker 1:Habibi.
Speaker 2:What does that mean? Thank you, baby girl.
Speaker 1:Oh I love it Okay, so you and I, I want to know if you remember this memory. So we were like playing in my backyard, we were like in middle school and I was like fucking with you and telling you that my house was haunted, which I wasn't really fucking with you. I never felt anything weird in the backyard, okay. So I was like oh the backyard is like super haunted, Like um, and you said that you could like hear some screams in the woods oh my god, wait.
Speaker 2:Okay. So I remember you telling me this, but I was thinking you were trying to fuck with me and I was playing it off Like I'm going to double fuck her, okay, like, oh, yeah, you're right. I heard some screams in the woods, so then I thought that you would be creeped out because you're like shit, I was just messing with you Really doubled down and you said that you could hear it.
Speaker 1:Um, we were like hiding in the garden like cause we could hear shit in the woods.
Speaker 2:I definitely didn't hear any screams.
Speaker 1:Okay, well, I think you might have intuitively heard something, because I identified it, because I found out later on, like that someone actually died in the woods. There was like a fire and they died Like from a heart attack. It was like like some old man the woods caught on fire, he went back there and like he died of, like they said, a heart attack in those woods.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but you're the one that said you could hear the screams in the woods then I just wanted you to know that something actually did happen there and I never told you that, and I didn't even know it at the time.
Speaker 2:So I definitely must have just cited that kind of yeah yeah, because sometimes I just kind of play improv and then sometimes like people will be like whoa, like that was too far, like and I'm like what? I just made that up, and they're like no, that actually like is what happened and it's a little bit of like a sensitive subject this is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:You have a gift.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, I thought it was just improv no, it came to you that's fucking weird, kelly.
Speaker 1:I'm glad that you shared that with me, right now you should totally have an interview with, like a medium. Oh my god, yes, because I think I want to talk to my grandma, nancy okay, we're gonna actually okay, this is coming. This is in the making, we're gonna have an interview with a medium. If you know any mediums, please link them below yes, they need to be in the local, like in the pittsburgh area yeah, we need to find.
Speaker 1:We need to find a medium in the area of pittsburgh, pennsylvania, turkey shit or pennsylvania, if you call it that um, I'm just deleting this message right now because what was it? Well, I do need to um you need to pick up milk I do need to apologize to you what happened? About that picture I sent you two nights ago that was really cute I'm really sorry it's all good, I just didn't want to get in trouble with your husband it's just that it's like ryan and ryan and, like I asked, I just did it really fast hey, it was a hot photo, you don't have to apologize.
Speaker 2:I was almost just nervous that I was like okay, he normally would never fucking care. But then when I said something about a makeout months ago in a text and he read that I was talking about me having a makeout session with somebody.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, yeah. And then he asked me he's like, did you make out with franco?
Speaker 2:oh my god, I was like so this is gonna be even worse you texted me, you said that makeout session was so hot.
Speaker 1:And he I was like hey, babe, like check my messages, like see who texted me. He goes this make that makeout session was so hot. He's like did you make out with franco?
Speaker 2:oh my god no why, like?
Speaker 1:and he showed me the message and I was like oh my god, he's talking about something else about the fucking person who's in charge of that so funny, I forgot about that toy line yes, yes lilo that was so funny. Um, but when I sent you that message I was like, oh shit, like now you've seen my like saggy breastfeeding tits, because I meant I did like what did you think were they that bad?
Speaker 2:or I thought it was hot so it was okay I think it was hot I was like definitely wasn't upset that you sent that. Why would I be upset? I think that was like fuck like was like, definitely wasn't upset that you sent that. Why would I be upset? I think that was like fuck like. That is funny and hot.
Speaker 2:And also like kind of adorable that you send it to the wrong person. I love when I like well, not always, but you know when you're like talking about somebody and you're like, for instance, somebody corrected us about Sandy Hook Beach.
Speaker 1:Or they tried to correct us and they said Sandy Hook.
Speaker 2:That's something that's really traumatic. You should probably edit and cut out of your episode.
Speaker 1:If we're talking about the school.
Speaker 2:And that is a very sensitive subject. I would never make the correlation because for my, for my sandy hook it was growing in new york or living in new york, not growing up in new york. I never grew up there, but when I lived in new york everybody's like you're going to sandy hook, you go into sandy oak. It's a fun nude beach in jersey. That's like you take a ferry. So, anyways, when somebody corrected us to like or I guess it's not corrected- well they.
Speaker 1:They just suggested that we've removed the content like sandy hook, because they said it could be sensitive and it could be sensitive, right if we're referring to the school, but we were not referring to the school right.
Speaker 2:So then I was like, oh no, no, I'm gonna send, kelly'm going to send you a link.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I was with you Because I didn't know there was like a beach there, a nude beach there, that was called Sandy Hulk Beach. I didn't know that.
Speaker 2:But then I sent it to the person that referred you to it being too sensitive for us.
Speaker 1:Oh, I've done that before.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay. So you're saying like, yeah, you've done it before. Send it to the wrong person. Yeah, cheers, like you were thinking of me, but you sent it to the wrong person.
Speaker 1:Cheers to you seeing my tits.
Speaker 2:Would it be the first time, definitely?
Speaker 1:Penn State days. Oh my god.
Speaker 2:I think you were like hilarious, you were always a good time girl in college. You'd always be like Woo, honor code one. Always a good time girl in college, like you'd always be like honor code, what you're so funny yeah you went to like a really christian, like mormon college and no, I didn't it's actually kind of a funny little joke but I think like city, I think it is wives, oh okay, I can't wait to watch that okay.
Speaker 1:So this is actually crazy. This is like a like a fact. I read yeah um and um. So science is discovering that when we have a memory, it's not like it's some data that's stored in our mind somewhere, like a like, you know, like a computer. It's not just stored there yes like a file.
Speaker 1:Uh, when we remember, we are creating a new imaginative experience of the prior experience. And the more times we recall or, you know, recreate the memory, the less accurate it becomes to what actually transpired. And when I read that I thought I no longer trust anyone or myself ever again.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, is that? Does that? Not kind of blow your mind, because I thought we were like computers up here you know, honest to god, after like not drinking for seven months, I feel like I have been like so much more, like I remember this, I remember that, I remember this, I remember that. But in the past I was like I don't remember what happened, like two weeks ago. Like you know, like I was just like that's a blur.
Speaker 1:So let me ask you are old memories from when you were drinking, stirring up?
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Like things that you thought you didn't remember. You remember now.
Speaker 2:Like, for instance, like we're talking about, like the, the high school girlfriend. Yes, I'm remembering things that I used to think like, oh, whatever. And then I'm like, wow, I can't believe I did that. I was like a fucking idiot, like I did this, I did that, but and it might be even just getting older- it's getting older too, because I've had a lot of those revolutions as well.
Speaker 1:Yeah, why did I?
Speaker 2:do that I can kind of relate to like when I see these like actors on set, they're like you know, they kind of want to be in the limelight, like we're showing up to set, we're getting paid, but like it is what we love to do, I mean, and so like sometimes we might, when we're not in class or school or like performing, I truly do act out, lose it. I. I start to like get a little like oh, fuck, I want to talk.
Speaker 1:I actually want to talk about this so like I have a problem where, if I'm not like, stressed to the max, or doing something that's not like, or super productive, I get bored and I become destructive.
Speaker 2:Oh yep. Well, hey, think about it. It's a lot of people that's not just you. You're just speaking up and saying what it is.
Speaker 1:I'm going to say what it is every time, and that's the thing.
Speaker 2:That's a very good point I recently started Orange Theory with you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, let's go OTA. I'm so excited. I feel like I have so much energy.
Speaker 2:Your dopamines are up. Your energy is up.
Speaker 1:It's insane and I forgot this feeling.
Speaker 2:I can even feel, you're happier I forgot this feeling. Ever since I had my daughter like been in, I haven't done like fitness the way I've wanted to. And tell us, tell everybody, how you were not able to even do any working out with your first pregnancy, they said that you couldn't even do any type of physical activity.
Speaker 1:Yeah. So the first time I got pregnant I got a cyst on my ovary. It was like a hormonal cyst from the pregnancy. It was the size of two lacrosse balls, they said.
Speaker 2:And what's a lacrosse ball?
Speaker 1:roughly A lacrosse ball is pretty big.
Speaker 2:Is that like a softball or a baseball?
Speaker 1:It's similar to a baseball.
Speaker 2:Like I love how you say lacrosse ball, like everybody's going to know exactly the size.
Speaker 1:I know that was funny. I think we should the doctor was like don't even like she's like you need to stop lifting. I was lifting like really heavy, then you need to start. Yeah, like definitely no running, no jumping, no hopping like she's like don't even walk too fast. She's like if this cyst like flips, it'll twist your ovary and we'll have to do surgery and remove it while you're pregnant yeah, which would be like not good.
Speaker 1:So I know, no surgery at all and then just like to activate like you were having a baby yeah being like cooked yeah, so I went from being like really fucking strong and in shape to zero activity that's crazy for and this happened like early on in the pregnancy um unfortunately so you were stuck in mississippi I was well, I was actually in buford at this time you were in buford, south carolina and um, I was used to having so much muscle and being so active that I would just eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat all day long.
Speaker 2:Right and I kept doing that. And you're a foodie, but you worked out so you could indulge it wasn't like.
Speaker 1:I never gained weight a day in my life until.
Speaker 2:I got pregnant.
Speaker 1:And this happened to me, but I gained 80 pounds. My first pregnancy with Ava, yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:So that's like Kim kardash with north.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was like yeah, she was like kim like when I didn't see you like that you didn't see me, but when I saw like the paparazzi photos of kim where, like her ankles are like blasting out of her heels because she's so like she would still do the heels. Right, she did do the heel still, she, she's a, she's a boss ass bitch. I saw it and I'm like, oh, that's me oh my god, it actually made me feel like it's okay, there's a way out of this.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna be okay like I don't have to feel bad, like here's a celebrity out in, like getting photos taken of them and like I I do identify with that for sure oh yeah um and I? It's nothing. Like it's crazy, because you could live your whole life being one way and then like the hormones when you get pregnant. You just never know how it's gonna affect you. Like I am not a skinny pregnant girl.
Speaker 1:Like when I got pregnant with ethan, my, my son. Like I didn't gain as much, but I hadn't lost you know the pregnancy weight? But yeah, I'm still like 30 pounds up from what I was when I got pregnant with my daughter, so I'm so happy to join Orange Theory.
Speaker 2:I'm so happy to be on my fitness journey. I want to fit on my fitness journey. I want to fit my old clothes again.
Speaker 1:I want to feel like confident again.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I'm excited. You look beautiful either way every way. Thank you Truthfully, I'm not just saying that, but I know the version. Like me when I was know 20 pounds heavier. Yeah, dating somebody that was like loving to cook and really good food. You didn't even have a baby.
Speaker 2:I didn't even have a baby and I'll tell you what I feel myself again now that it's, like you know, orange theory is fucking lit. Like people would make fun of me in la. They'd be like, oh my god, you have to do berries like orange theory, like whatever. And I was, I was like I like it. It's like it's the best of the best. You got the rower, the cardio, the heart rate monitor. You're seeing the splat points which are like the amount of time that you're in those elevated heart rate states. That'll create the fat burning after the workout.
Speaker 1:Here's the thing if you were an athlete before, like we've always had a coach right and I did go on to be a personal trainer, so I'm good at being a coach as well right but I still need a coach oh, like that's just what works for me. So like orange theory is nice, like if you want to put an hour into it, you put an hour, you put that hour in exactly.
Speaker 2:that's not a long amount of time, Like get in, get out, get the best, like get the best workout. I mean I don't even think I could slack in that workout. I don't know if it's the competitiveness.
Speaker 1:That was so much fun when we did that together. I know you were just like crushing it, like I obviously have started with power walking, not running, because I haven't worked out in four years, but um, power walking is good for fat loss and muscle preservation. I don't even know if I'll start the running. I guess eventually, maybe if I really feel like it, I will. But um, you know what it brings me back to our track days.
Speaker 2:I didn't mean to cut you off but, it brings me back to our track and field and cross country days is the running.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and I do love it. Um, but I also love how I can pick, like, whatever weights I want.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:And they have heavier weights. So what I've heard is like oh, they don't lift heavy enough. Well, there's another weight rack over like you can go get as heavy as you want, so up to 70. Yeah, which is pretty, pretty good. I mean, if you want to go lift heavier, go do some weightlifting sessions.
Speaker 2:Well, 270 is 140. I mean, I used to be like, oh, let's get juiced up, let's get big. But then I was also kind of like this isn't really the aesthetic I wanted. That's why I always did the men's natural physique.
Speaker 1:And as we get older, it's like am I really trying to like fling around all this shit and get hurt Like?
Speaker 2:we'll just do like moderate.
Speaker 1:It's fine, like, but we're good. But oh my God, I know you travel a lot. Have you noticed? This is something weird.
Speaker 2:I wish I traveled more.
Speaker 1:Well, have you noticed how, like different bottled water, like tastes different?
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Okay, so I've noticed something with lettuce.
Speaker 2:You noticed the lettuce epidemic.
Speaker 1:Oh, is there an epidemic?
Speaker 2:No, I just, I kind of Okay.
Speaker 1:So if you, have lettuce from like here and then have it from florida oh it tastes so fucking different. Do you know the taste of like dasani water?
Speaker 2:yes, kind of like plastic or something. It's not great it's terrible right it tastes like kind of I don't know, I can't even describe it.
Speaker 1:Like they say, there's added minerals like for taste, but it's like it tastes like plastic.
Speaker 2:Yeah Right, it doesn't taste good, it's not good, it's just like eh.
Speaker 1:So like I had, my husband brought home a Pub Sub Publix has a really good like deli where they make subs.
Speaker 2:I don't know if you've ever had one before. I remember going to get the sushi at public's, public's is where it's at.
Speaker 1:So like if I could just bring like a grocery store from the south up here to the north, I would bring public's um. But anyways, he brought me a public sub home and I took a bite of it and everything was great, except the lettuce. It tasted like dasani water. It's like kind of like icky.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I wonder if they ship it. You know, maybe it's that like it's shipped from another location and in transit it takes too long.
Speaker 1:But I also think that like it's just kind of gross because like the lettuce is like a lot of water, so like the water that was nasty, that's true.
Speaker 2:Lettuce is like a lot of water, so like the water that. Yeah, that's true. Lettuce is like what? 70 percent water something like that yeah, but I was like what the fudge?
Speaker 1:like I don't I don't know about this, but I it tasted about right like I'm like when I was in florida. That's what it tasted like and you get used to that taste oh for sure, but like I don't know, I just it blew my mind, it blew my dope yeah, you were totally like.
Speaker 2:I would rather eat the lettuce up north it's probably grown closer to the store when you think about pennsylvania summers or even like east, the northeast like god, because lettuce would just like welt down in the heat down there. They couldn't grow it. I don't think that they could grow it properly. Yeah, so you're on to something with that, I don't know. Yeah, I don't even mess with lettuce anymore. I'm more of a spinach guy. I'm like spinach kale. Give me those like really dark greens.
Speaker 1:Like nasty flavors.
Speaker 2:When's the last time you had like a tootsie pop or like a tootsie roll? You know what? I did have a caramel cream the other day and I, like, loved it.
Speaker 1:Well, it's good but then then that aftertaste is so nasty you know what?
Speaker 2:not the caramel cream, but the tootsie. Yeah that stuff tastes very artificial, like it's so sick yeah, it's because you guys have been like so healthy and organic oh god, I had one the other day you didn't like it like what the fuck?
Speaker 1:I had to brush my teeth like that.
Speaker 2:The taste was just so bad so you were so like disgusted by it, so you went yeah, yeah I can imagine I'll never do it again yeah, like the gushers and the fruit roll up like you were talking about last time, or a couple of times ago with the salad that I made the faux salad.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That to me like I will be so disappointed when I eat them now because I'll be like, oh, I was obsessed with this, but who knows, maybe they are still freaking good, it's not that good.
Speaker 1:no, now Don't do it.
Speaker 2:I've tried that too, because the times, the years have gone by, and like food is just made so cheaper.
Speaker 1:I think it is made more cheap, but like I had gushers and I was like you know how you'd like pop them in your mouth and they're like gushy it's never enough gush in there there's never enough gosh right. They limited the gosh I think they like cut it in half oh my god, but remember they had the big size gushies. I don't know if they do anymore. Oh, they don't. Kind of like a double stuffed Oreo, yeah, and even stuff that?
Speaker 2:you buy in bags now, like everything is so limited, like a big bag of chips is, like it's like half full.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like all air and you're like it's all air.
Speaker 2:So they kind of are deceitful on that end right Is deceitful. The right word.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's so deceitful.
Speaker 2:We got a message and I think it might have been a little too much, but Okay, why don't you read it? So this was from a 724 area code.
Speaker 1:Okay, so local.
Speaker 2:So local. Okay, it said they were driving by our sign and they got the number and I'm assuming it was from the kiosk that's in the city of Pittsburgh. Yeah, it said I once sucked my dad off and he busted a nut all over my boyfriend. Dot dot dot and he was into it. Exclamation mark. Dot dot dot and he was into it.
Speaker 1:Exclamation mark um, thank you for sending us your message.
Speaker 2:Um, I'm a little uncomfortable right now that's some weird shit going on here with this. I mean I can read the number out loud, but I don't know. If that's okay, maybe we should reply to it. I don't know, it's a little weird and dark. I think it might have not been what we're looking for. When we say messy stories, we're not talking about that kind of messy. We're talking about messy, but you know, messy can be interpreted differently to other people you know what?
Speaker 1:I don't want to limit it. Limit anyone like if. If you want to send us your story, maybe we just choose like which ones we read moving forward, read that you know what? I think that we'll just moving forward we're gonna good call good call. That was a little much sorry, I should have.
Speaker 2:I shouldn't even have brought it up well, I was so excited.
Speaker 2:You said we got a message oh fuck sorry it's okay oh, I just thought to myself like I really wanted to thank you for making me feel so happy to be home. I did have some hard times and I'm thinking to myself like you got scared. I was kind of saying I might go to new york. Did have some hard times and I'm thinking to myself like you got scared. I was kind of saying I might go to new york as like, just like here and there, like you know, with the real estate and stuff, I am not leaving my girl.
Speaker 2:We're creating cocktails are messy together. We might be traveling for work listen.
Speaker 1:After 10 years of us being apart and like across the country from each other, I still can't believe we're both here together thank fucking god oh, my god cheers to that.
Speaker 2:I love you so much I love, you kill, bill. You are not a breath of fresh air. You are my bestie with a tessie you are my brother from west virginia yes, and I love you so much, me love you long time.
Speaker 1:But without the sexual trauma.
Speaker 2:Oh God, Right, oh God. You're the brother from West Virginia without the trauma. Cheers to the no trauma Cheers. I love you. No trauma, mama. Kill bell Love you, thank you. No drama, mama.
Speaker 1:Kill bell Love you. Thank you for hanging out with us. If you have any fun stories, then text our number 424-666-7794.
Speaker 2:Thank you for listening and watching. Mocktails are messy. This is Ryan Frankofsky.
Speaker 1:And your girl Kelly, Ciao.
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