Mocktails Or Messy
We've had a messy past and we'd liked to talk about. We're talking about the debauchery and the train wrecks 🤪 that led us to get out of the cycles we get stuck in 🙏 . Let's have happy 🥂 hour with mocktails, accompanied by traditional cocktails. Hosts, Ryan & Kelly explore the world of non-alcoholic innovative mocktail beverages and dive deep into finding the best brands on the market with a taste test to compare it to the real-deal cocktail. Kelly is a drinker and Ryan is a Mocktail'er. After a hiatus of 10 years these Ex's who couldn't stand each lived in different cities, now have reconnected back in their hometown. Kelly got married 💒 to Ryan's best friend, another Polish-American 🇵🇱 "Ryan" wtf. Now these untraditional friends Kelly & Ryan revisit college times, their messy 20's, pre & post children, describing the unforgettable moments such as troubles with the law. Now in their 30s, they blend past with present including Ryan's new journey of 5 months completely dry of everything. Ryan been taking a pause from the sauce + green. Kelly’s comedic escapades as a fun-loving mom continues to enjoys her wine 🍷 nights. They team up to get messy with their interviews indulging in drinks while laughing with drinkers and non-drinkers alike, all over some innovative Mocktails or even the real deal Cock 🍸 . Will you be drinking "Mocktails" OR "Messy" cocktail? No judgment either way Ryan the "Dry Bi Guy" wants to prove to the curious ones, that having a mocktail in a fancy glass + garnish 🍃 , you can get that "Placebo Effect Tipsy" feeling. Of course you would want to be accompanied by your wild, fun drinking friends such as Kelly the "Mistful 🚿 Mrs. Messy". Whether you’re sober-curious, a mindful drinker, a messy boozehound (no judgments) or just looking for a laugh, we’re here to get MESSY with a NEW happy 🍻 hour experience for everyone! So, grab a drink—alcoholic or Mock—and get ready for a wild, sexy, hilarious , yet mindful ride with “Mocktails Or Messy”! 🍸/🤪 Let's relive the good old or MESSY days.
Episodes
38 episodes since 2022
#35: Paralympic-Olympic Power Couple & Gen Z Trends
Have you ever found yourself clueless about your local senators while sipping on a trendy energy drink? Well, we did, and it led to some hilarious banter on this episode of "Mocktails Or Messy!" Join Kelly and Ryan as they recount their hilario...
September 18, 2024
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Episode 35
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31:31
BFF BeTrayal, Rebel Mormon, Seasons of Breakups & Listeria BreakOut | EP 34
Have brunch plans ever led you into a deep conversation about life's unexpected turns? Join us as we kick things off with some lighthearted chatter about our fall brunch plans and the cozy vibes of the season. We get real about navigating the e...
September 11, 2024
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39:02
Katie’s Bold Ride Through Life, Love, & Lavish Parties: Pediatric Chaos ➡️ Dance Moms | EP 3️⃣3️⃣
What happens when a fearless mom with a glittery sport bike and a wardrobe to die for meets the world of Mocktails? Meet Katie, our fabulous guest on this episode of "Mocktails Or Messy," as she shares her unapologetically bold take on life, mo...
September 04, 2024
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Episode 33
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45:39
🤯 ADD Runs the Show, Romantic Nightmares: Ex is 💍 & Your 🔥 Date is on a Break | EP 32
Could you handle a cheeky conversation about texting mishaps, bougie lifestyles, and the odd vibrator review? Join Kelly Mizgorski and Ryan Frankowski as they kick things off with the sizzling scoop about Emily's engagement. Things get delightf...
August 28, 2024
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55:26
💪 Marine Mischief, Okinawa 🇯🇵 Japan's Whisper Alley | EP 31
What happens when you mix the unfiltered humor of a Marine Corps veteran with the challenges of post-service fitness? Scotty, a tall and muscular Marine Corps veteran, joins us to spill some of his wildest stories and best fitness tips. From th...
August 21, 2024
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Episode 31
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36:09
Shoot Your Shot "De Soi" with Moi | EP 30
Ever wondered what pets, real estate, and dating advice have in common? Join us on this episode of Mocktails Or Messy as Kelly Mizgorski and Ryan Frankowski tackle a whirlwind of topics that promise to keep you entertained and maybe even a tad ...
August 14, 2024
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Episode 30
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1:02:18
Pole Vault Drama at Paris Olympics '24 🍆 & Returning Home After a Decade 🏡 | EP29
Ever wondered what it takes to turn childhood athletic dreams into adult fitness goals? Join us as we share our own journeys through the world of sports, from the ferocious fields of rugby to the high stakes of college track and field. Listen t...
August 07, 2024
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Episode 29
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52:33
Southern Charm of Charleston & Cali Sober Mishaps 😂 | EP 28
Join us as Kelly kicks things off with her favorite tequila concoction infused with lavender honey and rose water, while reminiscing about her time living in Beaufort, South Carolina. Ryan can't help but admire her Southern belle-inspired outfi...
July 31, 2024
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Episode 28
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27:01
Uncle Karl's Family Tavern Tales 🍻 & Jail ⛓️ Time Out 🍄 West | EP27
What happens when you combine the charisma of a doorman with a penchant for unforgettable stories? Meet Uncle Karl Frankowski, our first paid guest, who brings his unique blend of humor and inappropriateness to the mic. Get ready for a trip dow...
July 24, 2024
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Episode 27
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51:54
Neurosurgery Student to Hair Wizardry Dawson's Pandemic Pivot ✂️🧠✨ | EP26
Ever wondered what it feels like to transition from the high-stakes world of neurosurgery to the creative arena of hairstyling? Join us as we chat with Dawson, whose journey from neurosurgery student to an expert hairstylist during the pandemic...
July 17, 2024
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Episode 26
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49:34
Backyard ➡️ Bottled "WithCo Cocktails" Rise 🍸 to Retailers | EP25
How did a backyard party spark a nationwide phenomenon in the world of cocktails? Join us as Josh and Sean from Withco Cocktails share their incredible journey of turning a simple idea into a celebrated brand known for organic mixers made wit...
July 10, 2024
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26:19
🚢 Cruise Director Chaos w/ fellow College MESSY & Podcaster: Taylor Sokol | EP24
Taylor Sokol, a veteran podcaster and new dad, joins us to share his wisdom on crafting the perfect cocktail or mocktail. Ever tried a Louisville Lip or a Spiritless Kentucky 74 version? You’ll want to after hearing Taylor’s expert tips. Plus, ...
July 03, 2024
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52:10
🗽 Nude York Weekend 🌃 | EP23
Ever wondered how a quirky New York alcohol law could set the stage for a hilarious and heartfelt podcast? Kelly Mizgorski and Ryan Frankowski kick off “Mocktails Or Messy” by sharing their vibrant New York adventures—from the Palm Tree Music F...
June 26, 2024
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Episode 23
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51:40
🏠 Homeownership Hiccups, Shut the Fuck UP 🤐 Method | EP22
Could you imagine ordering an Uber for a baby goldfinch? This episode of "Mocktails Or Messy" promises a whirlwind of humor, practical advice, and heartfelt reflections. Ryan FRANKOwski and Kelly Mizgorski kick off Wasted Wednesday by crafting ...
June 19, 2024
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Episode 22
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47:10
Hookups, Boundaries in 30s, Workplace Harassment | EP21
Ever wondered how to set boundaries while having a blast with mocktails and cocktails? Sip along as we reveal our top picks for non-alcoholic liquor alternatives like Ritual and the Dirty Pelican Skinny Organic Mixer, and dive into the fu...
June 12, 2024
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Episode 21
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37:46
Pride Parade 🏳️🌈 & Party Tales | EP20
How do you celebrate Pride Month and summer birthdays? Join us as we share a fun-filled episode recounting our vibrant experiences at the Pride Parade, where we flaunted our playful outfits and celebrated with the Studio Raw crew. Kelly dishes ...
June 04, 2024
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34:33
Kelly & Ryan: Coming Out & College Chaos | EP19
Ever wondered what it’s like to mix sexuality with a splash of humor and a hint of fresh, organic botanicals? We kick off our Pride Month celebration with personal coming out stories and the delightful chaos of cocktails and mocktails, featurin...
May 29, 2024
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45:50
Ryan & Kelly: Dumpster Dives, Mocktail Vibes & Summer's Spooky Side | EP18
Remember that time we got lost in a sea of tailgaters at a Penn State + Michigan football game, only to find ourselves behind a dumpster, law enforcement on our heels? Well, that laugh-worthy misadventure is just the tip of the iceberg as Kelly...
May 21, 2024
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Episode 18
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25:37
Kati Nairn: @Beyond_Gray The Home Expert, from Decorating ➡️ Cleaning | EP17
Kati Nairn, the creative force behind IG: @Beyond_Gray, joins us for a heartfelt journey through her life's tapestry of design and social media influence. With her down-to-earth spirit, she peels back the curtain on crafting beautiful living sp...
May 14, 2024
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Episode 17
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1:05:06
David Peters: The journey to becoming Pittsburgh's Top Barber | EP16
Pittsburgh Dave, the city's renowned barber and sports enthusiast whose moniker echoes his fervor for Pittsburgh. He unravels his story from humble beginnings to becoming a social media sensation, injecting every conversation with his love for ...
May 08, 2024
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Episode 16
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57:22
Zack Peter: Pealing the Filter Back, an Unfiltered Convo | EP15
Imagine the vibrant streets of LA, a podcast mic, and no filters—just raw, real conversation ranging from the meticulous craft of podcasting, the no-holds-barred world of reality TV commentary, to the triumphs of personal health and fitness cha...
May 01, 2024
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53:02
Grandma & Grandpa still 🤪 MESSY at 88 & 91 share Humorous ❤️ 7-Decade Love Story | EP14
We step into the storied lives of Ryan's beloved grandparents, John and Patricia aka "PaTrixy" Blough. Their voices carry the weight of history and the tenderness of a love that's weathered time. From Grandpap John's tales soaring through the A...
April 24, 2024
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44:21
Sarah & Alex: Exploring Pittsburgh's Creator Culture, and the Charm of Local Business Magic | EP13
Picture yourself strolling through the heart of Pittsburgh, mocktail or cocktail in hand, as Sarah, Alex, Kelly & Ryan peel back the digital curtain to reveal the bustling world of content creators and marketing mavens. With a splash of hum...
April 17, 2024
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Episode 13
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47:58
Pooja Engineer 2 Standup, Kell taking Pause from the Sauce, Ry Outweighing OnlyFans | EP12
Have you ever found a fashion gem that turned heads and sparked endless conversation? That's just the start as Kelly & Ryan hit the mics once again, diving into a treasure trove of topics from the allure of mocktails to the hilarity of life...
April 10, 2024
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Episode 12
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30:06
Ryan & Kelly: Ryan puts Kelly in the Hot Seat | EP11
As life throws curveballs, it's the candid stories that remind us we're not alone. Join Ryan & Kelly as they lift the veil on the personal journeys that define them, from the heartaches and joys of parenting to the freedom of embracing one'...
April 02, 2024
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20:57