Mocktails Or Messy
We've had a messy past and we'd liked to talk about. We're talking about the debauchery and the train wrecks 🤪 that led us to get out of the cycles we get stuck in 🙏 . Let's have happy 🥂 hour with mocktails, accompanied by traditional cocktails. Hosts, Ryan & Kelly explore the world of non-alcoholic innovative mocktail beverages and dive deep into finding the best brands on the market with a taste test to compare it to the real-deal cocktail. Kelly is a drinker and Ryan is a Mocktail'er. After a hiatus of 10 years these Ex's who couldn't stand each lived in different cities, now have reconnected back in their hometown. Kelly got married 💒 to Ryan's best friend, another Polish-American 🇵🇱 "Ryan" wtf. Now these untraditional friends Kelly & Ryan revisit college times, their messy 20's, pre & post children, describing the unforgettable moments such as troubles with the law. Now in their 30s, they blend past with present including Ryan's new journey of 5 months completely dry of everything. Ryan been taking a pause from the sauce + green. Kelly’s comedic escapades as a fun-loving mom continues to enjoys her wine 🍷 nights. They team up to get messy with their interviews indulging in drinks while laughing with drinkers and non-drinkers alike, all over some innovative Mocktails or even the real deal Cock 🍸 . Will you be drinking "Mocktails" OR "Messy" cocktail? No judgment either way Ryan the "Dry Bi Guy" wants to prove to the curious ones, that having a mocktail in a fancy glass + garnish 🍃 , you can get that "Placebo Effect Tipsy" feeling. Of course you would want to be accompanied by your wild, fun drinking friends such as Kelly the "Mistful 🚿 Mrs. Messy". Whether you’re sober-curious, a mindful drinker, a messy boozehound (no judgments) or just looking for a laugh, we’re here to get MESSY with a NEW happy 🍻 hour experience for everyone! So, grab a drink—alcoholic or Mock—and get ready for a wild, sexy, hilarious , yet mindful ride with “Mocktails Or Messy”! 🍸/🤪 Let's relive the good old or MESSY days.
Episodes
48 episodes
#45: Blake Lively's Set Struggles & Ryan's Sobriety Milestone
Why would someone as powerful as Blake Lively tolerate unprofessional behavior on set? Join us as we tackle this question and many others in a rollercoaster episode filled with candid conversations and surprising twists. We celebrate our dear f...
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36:51
#44: Lap Dances, Jealous Exes & Our Wildest Night Out
Ever received a lap dance with your best friend? We did, and let us tell you, it was an unforgettable experience that pushed our boundaries in the most unexpected ways. Our night at the strip club was more than just a wild adventure; it was a j...
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26:44
#43: From Breakdancing to Beekeeping: How a Event Entertainer Became a Global Success & Lives His Dream
Join Howard Mincone as he shares his incredible transformation from growing up in Pittsburgh’s steel city to making it in Hollywood. In this lively conversation, Howard reveals how he navigated his thick Pittsburgh accent, his unexpected path t...
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Episode 43
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31:32
#42: Surviving the “Feast & Fuck It” Season: How Daylight Savings Wrecks Your Mental Health.
This episode will have you contemplating the shift in seasons, the impact of daylight saving time, and how these changes can affect our moods and well-being. Jane shares personal stories about life transformations, including a journey to sobrie...
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17:02
#41: Soberish & Social: Redefining Drinking with Amethyst’s Jane
Do you know what it means to truly embrace a "soberish" lifestyle? Join us as we chat with Jane, the dynamic brand ambassador for Amethyst, who shares her journey from the bustling liquor industry to becoming a passionate advocate for non-alcoh...
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Episode 41
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23:15
#40 Why You Should Think Twice Before Starting a Business with Friends + MUKBANG
Ever wondered how to enjoy a social gathering without the dreaded hangover? Join us as we mix things up with Kelly, aka Mocktail Messy, Miss Mizgorski, and Ryan Frankowski (Frank-Kov-Ski) for a journey into the vibrant world of mindful drinking...
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28:16
#39 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Recap + Ghostly Emotional Breakdowns
Ever tried sipping on a Midnight Margarita while pondering life’s little messes? That’s exactly what we got up to in this episode of Mocktails Or Messy, as we spun tales of cocktails mixed with spooky flavors like blood orange and pomegranate j...
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Episode 39
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31:33
#38 Serial Killers: Dahmer, Gacy, Bundy & Zodiac – Drinks of Choice
What if the chilling world of serial killers was intertwined with the seemingly mundane act of drinking? Join us as we navigate through the eerie tales of Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy, exploring how alcohol blurred lines of sanity for the...
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Episode 38
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38:48
#37: P Diddy's Dark Secrets Unraveled: Trafficking & Celeb Silence
Could the music industry’s kingpin, Sean Combs aka P Diddy, really be caught in a web of crime and scandal? Join us on "Mocktails Or Messy" as we unpack the earth-shattering charges of trafficking, racketeering, and more that have landed him in...
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Episode 37
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31:05
#36: Too Far, Too Fast: When Sarcasm, Feels Like Roasting
Ever wondered what it takes to truly transform your grocery game and navigate the tricky waters of modern relationships? We start this episode of "Mocktails Or Messy" with a lighthearted apology and a playful roast of a new mustache look, setti...
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Episode 36
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41:36
#35: Paralympic-Olympic Power Couple & Gen Z Trends
Have you ever found yourself clueless about your local senators while sipping on a trendy energy drink? Well, we did, and it led to some hilarious banter on this episode of "Mocktails Or Messy!" Join Kelly and Ryan as they recount their hilario...
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Episode 35
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31:31
#34: Friend Betrayal, Rebel Mormon, Seasons of Breakups
Have brunch plans ever led you into a deep conversation about life's unexpected turns? Join us as we kick things off with some lighthearted chatter about our fall brunch plans and the cozy vibes of the season. We get real about navigating the e...
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39:02
#33: Designer, New Money, Dance Moms
What happens when a fearless mom with a glittery sport bike and a wardrobe to die for meets the world of Mocktails? Meet Katie, our fabulous guest on this episode of "Mocktails Or Messy," as she shares her unapologetically bold take on life, mo...
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Episode 33
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45:39
#32: Hotdate is on a break & Ex is Engage
Could you handle a cheeky conversation about texting mishaps, bougie lifestyles, and the odd vibrator review? Join Kelly Mizgorski and Ryan Frankowski as they kick things off with the sizzling scoop about Emily's engagement. Things get delightf...
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55:26
#31: Marine Mischief
What happens when you mix the unfiltered humor of a Marine Corps veteran with the challenges of post-service fitness? Scotty, a tall and muscular Marine Corps veteran, joins us to spill some of his wildest stories and best fitness tips. From th...
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Episode 31
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36:09
#30: Real Estate Ventures & High School Sweethearts Reconnect
Ever wondered what pets, real estate, and dating advice have in common? Join us on this episode of Mocktails Or Messy as Kelly Mizgorski and Ryan Frankowski tackle a whirlwind of topics that promise to keep you entertained and maybe even a tad ...
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Episode 30
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1:02:18
#29: Pole Vault Drama at Paris Olympics '24
Ever wondered what it takes to turn childhood athletic dreams into adult fitness goals? Join us as we share our own journeys through the world of sports, from the ferocious fields of rugby to the high stakes of college track and field. Listen t...
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Episode 29
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52:33
#28: Southern Charm of Charleston & Cali Sober
Join us as Kelly kicks things off with her favorite tequila concoction infused with lavender honey and rose water, while reminiscing about her time living in Beaufort, South Carolina. Ryan can't help but admire her Southern belle-inspired outfi...
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Episode 28
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27:01
#27: Uncle Karl’s Jailtime
What happens when you combine the charisma of a doorman with a penchant for unforgettable stories? Meet Uncle Karl Frankowski, our first paid guest, who brings his unique blend of humor and inappropriateness to the mic. Get ready for a trip dow...
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Episode 27
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51:54
#26: Neurosurgery Student to Hair Wizardry
Ever wondered what it feels like to transition from the high-stakes world of neurosurgery to the creative arena of hairstyling? Join us as we chat with Dawson, whose journey from neurosurgery student to an expert hairstylist during the pandemic...
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Episode 26
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49:34
#25: "WithCo Cocktails" Rise to Walmart & Target
How did a backyard party spark a nationwide phenomenon in the world of cocktails? Join us as Josh and Sean from Withco Cocktails share their incredible journey of turning a simple idea into a celebrated brand known for organic mixers made with ...
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26:19
#24: Cruise Director Chaos with fellow College Messy & Podcaster
Taylor Sokol, a veteran podcaster and new dad, joins us to share his wisdom on crafting the perfect cocktail or mocktail. Ever tried a Louisville Lip or a Spiritless Kentucky 74 version? You’ll want to after hearing Taylor’s expert tips. Plus, ...
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52:10
#23: Nude York Weekend
Ever wondered how a quirky New York alcohol law could set the stage for a hilarious and heartfelt podcast? Kelly Mizgorski and Ryan Frankowski kick off “Mocktails Or Messy” by sharing their vibrant New York adventures—from the Palm Tree Music F...
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Episode 23
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51:40
#22: Homeownership Hiccups & Author of "Shut the Fuck UP Method"
Could you imagine ordering an Uber for a baby goldfinch? This episode of "Mocktails Or Messy" promises a whirlwind of humor, practical advice, and heartfelt reflections. Ryan FRANKOwski and Kelly Mizgorski kick off Wasted Wednesday by crafting ...
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Episode 22
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47:10
#21: Hookups, Boundaries in 30s, Workplace Harassment
Ever wondered how to set boundaries while having a blast with mocktails and cocktails? Sip along as we reveal our top picks for non-alcoholic liquor alternatives like Ritual and the Dirty Pelican Skinny Organic Mixer, and dive into the fu...
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Episode 21
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37:46
#20: Pride Parade & Messy Tales
How do you celebrate Pride Month and summer birthdays? Join us as we share a fun-filled episode recounting our vibrant experiences at the Pride Parade, where we flaunted our playful outfits and celebrated with the Studio Raw crew. Kelly dishes ...
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34:33
#19: Coming Out & College Chaos
Ever wondered what it’s like to mix sexuality with a splash of humor and a hint of fresh, organic botanicals? We kick off our Pride Month celebration with personal coming out stories and the delightful chaos of cocktails and mocktails, featurin...
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45:50
#16: Dumpster Dives, Mocktail Vibes & Summer's Spooky Side
Remember that time we got lost in a sea of tailgaters at a Penn State + Michigan football game, only to find ourselves behind a dumpster, law enforcement on our heels? Well, that laugh-worthy misadventure is just the tip of the iceberg as Kelly...
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Episode 18
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25:37
#17: @Beyond_Gray The Home Expert & Cleaning the Messy away.
Kati Nairn, the creative force behind IG: @Beyond_Gray, joins us for a heartfelt journey through her life's tapestry of design and social media influence. With her down-to-earth spirit, she peels back the curtain on crafting beautiful living sp...
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Episode 17
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